Since I am so free now, and the previous post freaks me out, i decided to write another simple one, cause i do not want to see the previous post being displayed on the top of my blog. It just serves as a warning to my friends out there, not to say I can choose not to post it.

I just went to Jane's 21st birthday, which I had hoped much for it. Mainly because i thought i could catch up with some friends there. And of course to be able to see my very much loved there.

Who knows she did not turn up. And that the others do not seem to know me. Throughout the night, i only talked to Brandon, whom i was in the same class with. It is okay if they did not really recognise me, for i am a retainee who got retained in secondary 3, and in turn got to know them through my ex-gf. We did not really know each other well.

Let's talk about Brandon. Being a 20 years old NS guy, how much do you expect to get per month? SGD$1500? Or very much less than that? From our conversation, i learnt that he earns an average of SGD$10,000 per month. He has his own business anyway. Hopefully if i ever get to study, he might want to hire some part time help.

Recently, i received an email from Ann. It totally grossed me out. It is a picture of a lady, who wore wet undergarments so often, that led to lavae growing on her breasts. It has several holes on it, with lavae poping out from the holes. My hair is gonna stand again. I shall not post the picture up for it might turn all of you off. It makes me itch terribly, which made me wanna get a full body check-up this coming Saturday.

Talking about stuffs like this, my understudy at work mentioned to me about how a girl stuffed a live squid into her private area to get enjoyment from it, which in turn, got a terrible stomachache and died soon after. Doctors opened up her body only to find lots of tiny squids in it. Gross!!

Why must these people do such things? Or even think about it in the first place? If you get some illness or diseases, it will soon spread around the world, mainly through horny , desperate, or people who are sick in the mind. Please, for the safety of everyone, practise safe sex.

I have the sudden urge to go back to school!!

My young cousin told me he was going for an interview at a poly two days ago.

Me: Results not out yet, how you know which poly would want you?

Cousin: Now no need 'O' levels also can go poly leh! UNCLE, you out-dated already.

Me: Is it?
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After some searching on the World Wide Web, it sure do have. So the next day during work, i thought about my talent, which was a criteria for entering poly(s) without a passed 'O' levels certificate.

My first thought was badminton, which belongs to the sports group. I do not have any other talents. Hell-riding consider a talent?

*Thinking...
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1) 8 YEARS school team member since primary 4.
2) Competed in inter-schools competitions during the 8 YEARS.
3) 5 Gold medals for being champion in inter-classes games.
4) Selected by primary school to join Team Singapore under 16's selection.
5) A great passion for badminton.

Are these factors enough to prove that i eligible for the Sports And Wellness blah blah course?

Wondering why i typed 'YEARS' in caps? Cause i think it's freaking long time for a guy who studied only 13 years in his life since kindergarten 1.

And I was dreaming how i got a job as a sports educator in some certain secondary schools and blah blah blah, somehow became a teacher with long, blonde hair and with nose piercing.

So i printed out all the documents and was about to apply, when i saw something disappointing.

















What the -_-'' I took mine in 2001

There goes my dreams.

This lunar new year was 'sporty' for me. I purposely went to buy all striped clothings, shoes and etc. Thinking of striped brands, what comes first to your mind? Is it the brand with three stripes, ADIDAS? Or some brands i do not know of? Never mind it, I love ADIDAS.

First of all, the best buy among all.

















This is actually a pair of white shoes with red stripes, but i prefer it to look like this.


The rest were common,

















And this weren't even from ADIDAS. I bought it to keep my winnings, but i lost it all. DAMN!


















This was a valentine's day present from Debbie a few years ago. We broke off soon after that. Needless to say, it meant quite a lot to me. I am one who do not wear watches, but ever since i got this present, i started wearing it on almost every weekend. Notice the box is still with me, good as new.

















However, wearing too many stripes together ain't good too. It might just make you look like a ...











Fucking zebra..