If you think today is a good day for everyone. It ain't, well, at least for me. Today's her birthday. I am a year, a month, and a day older than her. I still failed to get the courage to sms her, even for a birthday wish. Forget about it, since she might just take me for a stranger. Who knows if she ever saved my number.

Today's pay day!! Hurray? Knnbccb!!! I am shouting this aloud. I got cheated of $130. Everyone feels happy during pay day but me. If my pay is this certain amount, i would have gladly accepted it. But why tell me my pay's this amount for this month and yet i received so much lesser. Needless to say, i screwed my superiors and threatened to quit. He begged me so hard i decided to stay and quit till i get another job. I know i am 'weak'. But i did this to control my temper. It's getting from worse to 'worst'. Even the slightest mosquito bite can lead me to getting furious!

Alright, was about to go to Woodlands to get my nose pierced when it rained! Am i that unlucky? Do you ever think i have had the time to blog this entry? It's because of the rain that i am home, and because of the girl that i had no transport to drive. Shit it. Anyway, license got officially revoked 2 weeks ago due to 'accumulating' too many demerit points. 16 points and i got caught by two speed cameras a few months ago. Feels so lousy now.

I guess if i had not worked at the airport, it won't seem that nice to me. It's a good place to relax, especially with your loved ones. I had none, so leave me alone!




















Ken made a biggest mistake of his life last week. He likes socialising, therefore not astonishing to me that he went to 'make' friends with these two girls playing snooker at the same venue that day. Things went well and when he was about to ask one of the girls to be his girlfriend, he learnt a fact that they are only 14 years old. Can you freaking imagine? 14!! Let's see.. She was just borned when i was playing marbles in primary one or two.

Alright, i saw one of them today. Disgrace is the word.. Shouting and screaming in hokkien, vulgarities, and.. i just can't imagine. Those were the days, the hokkien bengs and lians. The gangsters nowadays speaks at least an English, or worse, Singlish, most of the time. Hokkien is actually fine with me though, but definitely not girls.

I can't splurge like before. Harris has stopped operating his pharmacy and is doing nothing now.It's hard to earn money, yet i had to fork out $700 this month to change some parts for my v-tec.

Shirley was selling this for SGD$550




















Unisex bag, not that i am girlish. It looked great, only that the brand didn't suit a big guy like me. Anyway, it's sold to her friend and i am feeling sort of disappointed for not getting it at such a price where the boutique sells it at SGD$1600 according to Shirley. Maybe can get her to buy for me at staff price, since she works in Dior. .

Many things happened this week. Our company held it's annual dinner and dance on wednesday. It was great as we had only less than 30 guys there, the rest were the salesgirls from the boutiques. I am lazy to say what really happened, i didn't knew the real reasons too.

We drank and drank and drank...

I went around toasting everyone a drink and took pictures.

someone came up to me and said someone is fighting, therefore needed my help. I rushed forward and grab hold of whoever i saw first, whom turned out to be the security manager of my company. He was shouting away like some kinda 'maddos'. I screwed him and pulled him away. I guessed he had no strength against me.

I got an old back injury again, thanks to carrying some girl during some games.

Anyway, my manager and 3 other guys were sacked. These were the reasons..

1) Body contacts with salesgirl
2) Caught stealing handphone of salesgirl (which might be a misunderstanding)
3) Fight between manager and subordinate.
4) Bringing own liquor into the ballroom.

My department is now a 'prison'. We get interrogated every now and then. No one has the mood to work. Everyone is thinking of resigning. I guessed i am staying put, for there is this girl i might be interested in. Working there allows me to see her if i go on delivery inspection. Goods and bads..

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came
in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and
another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have
lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what
it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what
the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is
there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

This is what she pointed to...





















For people who are so stupid, please tilt your head upside down to know what it is.

My eyes are going bad!! How do i say that? I'm short sighted? Of course i will be so, for a person seeing so many numbers a day. And after work, i will stick my eyes on the computer for a hour or so.

I watched the 'People's idol' yesterday and was astonished. Steven Lim never misses a chance to get popular. He is just so damn lame. Big sized yet sissy.

Sorry, i am just too lazy to blog. Anyway Jane, you should be reading right? I get much more cheaper cosmetics and perfumes. If you have finished reading all my entries, you should know i supply stuffs for the Duty Free Shop for Changi Airport. Anyway, doesn't matter. You can buy it when you go to the States. Bon voyage!

I went to watch Andy Lau's new movie yesterday, some show called 'Say i love you one more time' ? Not that sure about the name. The cinema is quite big for a neighbourhood one and when i entered.. Only less than a freaking 15 people were watching. A boring show though, that made me doze off again and again. It's too naggy.

I and my friend were sitting at the back and therefore we could see every audiences' heads above the chair. About a half hour later, their heads slowly 'sink' down and guess what!!? I heard some noise and saw this china woman doing a blowjob for the guy! Both were in their 30s. And another couple were rubbing each others' private part while french kissing~! I didn't know what were the rest of them doing. Have they no shame? I know it's thrilling, but even when i coughed purposely, they just got up, took a look, and continued what they were doing.

I had no choice then.. The girl beside me was a good girl, therefore i wanked all the way and watched my cum fly towards the screen. It's like throwing grenade.. i supposed the china woman thought her guy had already cummed, after i hit her, as she stopped blowing that guy. -_-'' That's just imaginative, but what they were doing were facts.

Okay, the end of the show was indeed touching, tears roll in my eyes. At this point of time, i heard weeping sounds. I turned around and saw this female friend of mine weeping. It's the first time i had seen such a fragile girl. The best part of the show is to see audience shedding tears for it.

Now you know how the movie is like, bring a girl along and let them weep.

Hmm, TOM YAM GOONG was good too. But the killing of the elephant made me sad. Better stick to Stephen Chow's movies. I pay for entertainment, not for being sad.

Emails work wonders for us. It keeps us updated, laughing and etc. How about this?



Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your NRIC number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......789861356102049998-45-
54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Tan and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566.

Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the
National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
$49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since
October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your Scooter..."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,
...registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1997 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]

I am ok now!! Thanks for those who cared and 'fuck you' for those who don't give a damn.