I got this celebrities look-alike link a few days ago and tried it out. I guess you all should too if you wonder who do you look like. Not very exact matching, but it can give you a good laugh or two.

I've tried with other pictures and the more 'common' matches were..














Three different pictures saying i look like him.
I was wondering who is this japanese musician or something..Will i look like him when i am old? Better pray not.Gayish looks..

And not to miss out














With 2 results.I do not think i look like him at all. What's the 60% look-alike about? My humours? Do not disgrace my idol by saying i look like him can?

To make you fucking laugh, i had this 67% look-alike results. Guess who?














If only i really looked like her, i would slap myself for being so pretty and popular and is earning millions of dollars, at the age of 20.. See,67%! I am a girl in disguise.

' Simple ' blog entries by people i like can make me laugh madly. The trademark ' I IS ', is really unique. I love Mummy, do you?

You know one of the greatest fears in life? It is when your full body check-up report is releasing in two days time. And you are a already confirmed high-blood pressured young guy on the first day of the check-up.

It has not been a good week. XXX's dad died after he drop into the coffee bean grinding machine. Terence got drugged at Momo and 'dozed' off when he was driving back home, which causes a serious accident and is resting at home now.

I just got home after surviving a heavy downpour, in the middle of which, i saw a bike skidded and the female pillion was crying in pain at the road shoulder. It's pathetic to see people going off one by one.

Speaking of skidding on the roads, i wonder why does tyre manufacturers continue producing bad quality tyres which causes people to have higher chances of getting into accidents. People will still buy the tyre if you sell them at high prices, but good quality. One good example is the IRC tyre with totally no friction even after running for an hour. And those P-plates can even corner using that kind of tyre and land themselves into accidents, causing them to get hurt and even get fined, demerit points or revokations of their licenses. Stupid!

Although i do not have a vehicle now, I have noticed that the 'new-generation' bikers have no skills. Riders, racers, our time, were fierce. I used to tackle corners with my knee-cap touching the roads( with knee guard of course), and 'logos' were frequently seen. Just the ramming of engines will lead you to an exciting race seen. What about now? They can even wobble while turning.

Cars remain the same standard, only that more and more Wrxs and Mazdas are on the road, showing us that Singapore's economy is improving.

How did i change topic to this? *blur*

For once..

Knnbccb!!Fucking sulking damn cock faced bastards & bitches. Knncb pu bor tiu nia seng ham kah chan, poon deh kepala butoh lampa ass.~!@#@#%#%&

First, i couldn't get into poly. FINE! Apply for ITE, and the application results is today. I fucking got rejected. You cb tell me what am i going to do. It's The End also fucking reject me. I is knn tulan till my balls shrank.

They talked about giving people chances to study and/or start life anew. How? Go to prison and study is it? I is already fucking downgraded to go apply for ITE and yet i am rejected, not once, but twice. You tell me no vancancy? GO OPEN ONE MORE CLASS LAH!! You can cb save so many people out there who wanna study. Choose another course your lampa. Why force me to study courses i have no interests in. You just want to earn that misery few hundred dollars school fees and do not care about people's future.

Now call MP's office also no body answer the phone. Office hours no people answer one is it? That number is for after office hours' use la? Never mind, call CDAC also can. I pay them every month just because i am a chinese. Scarly they also cannot help me. Who the cb can help me? Now lan lan squeeze my own balls and wait to apply next year ah? OVER AGE already lah. Cheeby!

I am fucking pissed off now. Do not talk cocks like giving people chances and asking people to study when they cb cannot get in. I is sad and utterly disappointed. Got screwed by ITE..

I was craving for some hawker food last night, so i took my friends to Beach Road to satisfy their appetites and as well as mine.


















The main idea of going there to eat this claypot rice, is to look at the beautiful girl selling it. SICK!

Everyone has a name. What's yours? Or your favourite?

Alvin, Adeline
Bobby, Brenda
Charles, Cynthia
Dave, Denise
Elvis, Elizabeth
Freddie, Felicia (I almost choked thinking of guys with names starting with F)
Gary, Gerlyndia
Harry, Helena
Isaac, Irene (Of course i would add in my name)
Jack, Julianna
Keith, Kelly
Laroche, Landia
Moby, Melinda
Neilson, Nicole
Oliver, Olinda (This is hard)
Patrick, Prissilia
Quack*, Quebenia (I can't figure out a name for *)
Royston, Rebecca
Schneider, Sharon
Tony, Trisha
Usher, Unetton
Victor, Victoria
Wayne, Washing machine (Is there a female name that starts with W at all?)
Xavier, Xylene
Yusoff, Yuki (Yes, multi-racial names)
Zack, Zzz (How would i know)

I know this bores you, but try thinking of uncommon names that begins with alphabets like Z, W and some others. My favourite guy's name is of course Isaac, for female is Sharon.

Let's talk about Sharon. When translated to chinese, it sounds like Xue Ren. Xue is snow, and will give you the first thought of purity, innocence and an angelic feeling. You may beg to differ, but that's what i think. I like girls with that name, to date, 4. Nothing but just a name, that makes a big difference to what people think of you.

I do have my point here, even if you prove me wrong. You are a guy, you get to hear of a girl named MeiMei. -_-'' First impression gone. Do not compare with Guo MeiMei who sang the cockroach song. Celebrities and singers do not use their real names.

How about a girl who get to know of a guy called Weiwei? This might turn them off to a state where their breasts will start sagging.

Just crapping, I do really know of people named Meimei, Weiwei and etc. They are nice people and you do not judge friends by their names.

Note that this entry is just rubbish that i have posted out of boredom, just take it lightly if offended.