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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Now, Dick told me he wasn't interested in the blog anymore.He is just too busy with his works as school started a few weeks ago.Well, you you ain't interested, allow me to give it a try then..Since I had been in a bad mood for days,the topic shall be 'Reasons for being Mad' I think you should read what i mention below to justify whether it's true why singaporeans are unhappy.

  1. No friends
  2. No girlfriends
  3. No sex partners
  4. No money
  5. Others

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Firstly,friends are to make use of.It's hard to find a real good friend who understands you as well as how he/she knows the true feeling of having a climax during sexual intercourses.You saying I am a person without love~? Listen to my explainations first.

Why do you call your friends out?

To accompany you when you think of buying a thong,and asked them to give you opinions on your choice?When you fall out of love?When you want to see him/her?.......These are just examples on how you have made full uses of them.Go think about it and you will know what i am saying.

No girlfriends?

Singaporeans are very realistic,they want a man with career,card,cash,condo,posh cars,good looks,good figure,faithful,and the ability to make her cum on bed. Only 1 out of 20 females do not mind some things the guy does not possesses.And 6/10 of this 1 good girl are usually fat,ugly,disgusting and are worried that if they do not catch you fast,they might not be able to have sex with a man,since gigolos are quite uncommon in singapore.And if they exists,the charges are high. *I admit guys are bastards too as they only want the girl for free xxx,as visiting the brothel is a little too expensive for guys have great sexual desires.

No girlfriends?

Cause girls are too realistic as mentioned above.

No money?

Again girls,as guys spent all their monies on sex toys,brothels and massage centres.

For others,that's your own problem as i can't even be problems-free,let alone care about you.Haa!

*Girls,do not get agitated for I , myself , hate guys too for being such a loser and pushes things to girls.

Now for the girls~

No friends?

Cause you ditched them for your boyfriends,whom in turn ditched you the next day after you took off your g-string for him to enter you.

No boyfriends?

Cause they are really not rich and handsome enough to satisfy you.And Singaporean guys are known for being stingy,for they can't give the girl what she really wants..on bed i mean.

No money?

After having sex with him at a neighbourhood hotel one night,he received a call and told you he needed $5000 urgently. You lent him the money,waited for him in the hotel thinking how great his tongue works on your below ; while on the other side, he is giving the money to another girl for sex.And you never got the chance to see him ever again, for he is busy cheating other girls.

I am not very interested on your other(s) for i can guess that whenever your auntie visits you,You tend to screw everything that's around you.

*Did i ease your angers, girls ?

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