On a cool night on 28th oct 1984,a woman was sent to the hospital.Rushed to the emergency ward,her loving husband was just beside her,holding on to her hand.
Guy: 'hurray my love,give me boys~.'
The woman ,though in pain,got up from the stretcher and laid the smackdown on the guy. *how about a stretcher match*
Woman: 'What the Fuck are you thinking about now!? I am in great pain and you are hoping for boys instead of my safety -_-'' '
Guy:Of course i am worried~ what were you thinking.Come on, get on the stretcher and spread your legs for the doctor for the one and only time.
And so the hospital staffs proceeded
*Loud screamings heard*
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..
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ARGGGGGGGGGGG~!! SAVE ME .. . ..
And soon , cries of babies were heard and there were this pair of twins, sleeping soundly soon after..
Days goes by, and soon months.The parents thought of a perfect name for the younger brother and not the older one.
Guy: The elder should have a name that's sounds more matured than the younger one, and at the same time, it can't have a better name than mine.
Woman: you're crazy..
And they thought and thought.
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..
...
The younger one is called the incredible issac and the elder one,DICK!?
Woman: WHY DICK ?OUT OF SO MANY GOOD NAMES~!!?? I know yours are great though
Guy: Well said my dear.For i have said it shouldn't sound greater than mine, dick..
-_-''' crazy family
Without any more delays, let me introduce you the WONG family..Bringing Dick's and Isaac's parents, *percussions' sounds* HARRIS Wong andddd.. MARIANA Pang.. 'pronounced as mer - ri - ner '
This is a family that lives on a small part of the small country, Singapore ,called Admiralty , and in a small cosy,yet expensive executive flat.
This is the 21st year since Dick's and Isaac's birthday.And they decided to do some blogging together with their friends' helps. 1 to help design the webpage,the other, pictures.. Ermm, it's actually Isaac doing all the typing jobs.But you won't believe it if i tell you that isaac is a school dropout, a fucking ex - chao ah beng , a chain smoker ,hell rider blah blah . Dick is much more better.Besides being a filial child, he is now an undergraduate. While isaac is working odd jobs.
Why am i saying so much bad things about myself just at the very beginning?Well, more will come . .
Guy: 'hurray my love,give me boys~.'
The woman ,though in pain,got up from the stretcher and laid the smackdown on the guy. *how about a stretcher match*
Woman: 'What the Fuck are you thinking about now!? I am in great pain and you are hoping for boys instead of my safety -_-'' '
Guy:Of course i am worried~ what were you thinking.Come on, get on the stretcher and spread your legs for the doctor for the one and only time.
And so the hospital staffs proceeded
*Loud screamings heard*
.
..
....
ARGGGGGGGGGGG~!! SAVE ME .. . ..
And soon , cries of babies were heard and there were this pair of twins, sleeping soundly soon after..
Days goes by, and soon months.The parents thought of a perfect name for the younger brother and not the older one.
Guy: The elder should have a name that's sounds more matured than the younger one, and at the same time, it can't have a better name than mine.
Woman: you're crazy..
And they thought and thought.
.
..
...
The younger one is called the incredible issac and the elder one,DICK!?
Woman: WHY DICK ?OUT OF SO MANY GOOD NAMES~!!?? I know yours are great though
Guy: Well said my dear.For i have said it shouldn't sound greater than mine, dick..
-_-''' crazy family
Without any more delays, let me introduce you the WONG family..Bringing Dick's and Isaac's parents, *percussions' sounds* HARRIS Wong andddd.. MARIANA Pang.. 'pronounced as mer - ri - ner '
This is a family that lives on a small part of the small country, Singapore ,called Admiralty , and in a small cosy,yet expensive executive flat.
This is the 21st year since Dick's and Isaac's birthday.And they decided to do some blogging together with their friends' helps. 1 to help design the webpage,the other, pictures.. Ermm, it's actually Isaac doing all the typing jobs.But you won't believe it if i tell you that isaac is a school dropout, a fucking ex - chao ah beng , a chain smoker ,hell rider blah blah . Dick is much more better.Besides being a filial child, he is now an undergraduate. While isaac is working odd jobs.
Why am i saying so much bad things about myself just at the very beginning?Well, more will come . .
posted by Isaac Wong @ 9/09/2005
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